The day before the day before Christmas

Its Friday before Christmas and I'm at work not really doing any work. I keep calling HR departments and leaving voicemails. Voicemails that I know won't be heard until Tuesday at the earliest. This sucks. I have one week left here at The Courier-Journal before my time comes to an end. I start at The Presbyterian Publishing Corporation on the Tuesday after New Years. I can't wait! Its time to get out of this joint.